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Hank, the LocalHank mascotHank · LocalHank · A real person reviews every order

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I'll write clear product or service descriptions that help people choose you

Short, clear descriptions for menus, shops, booking pages, and listings. Fixed price, delivered online, and checked by a real person before it reaches you.

  • ⚡ Fast, fixed-price jobs
  • 👀 A real person reviews every order
  • 💲 No surprise invoices
  • 🤝 No long contracts

About this service

Short, clear descriptions for menus, shops, booking pages, and listings. Fixed-price packages, reviewed by a real person. You pick a package, send the items on the intake list, and get the finished work back on the timeline we listed.

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BasicStandardPremium
Price$249$495$895
Delivery24 hours*2 days3 days
Revisions2 revisions2 revisions2 revisions
12 short descriptionsYes——
2 revisionsYesYesYes
30 descriptions—Yes—
Titles included—Yes—
60 descriptions——Yes
Short + long versions——Yes

After you order: what to send Hank

  1. A spreadsheet or list of items/services with any details you have
  2. Prices, sizes, ingredients, or specs that must be accurate
  3. Where they'll appear (Square, Shopify, Etsy, booking app, menu)
  4. Tone: playful, straightforward, upscale...

You'll get an intake email with an upload link right after checkout. The clock starts when your files arrive.

Sample work

Portfolio samples for product/service descriptions are being added. Want to see examples before you order? Ask Hank and we'll send some.

FAQ

Will you make up details?

No. We only use the facts you send and flag anything that's unclear.

What format do I get?

A spreadsheet you can import or copy from, matching your item list.

Can you do Spanish versions?

Ask before ordering; we'll tell you honestly if we can do it well for your audience.

Product/service descriptions by location

The same packages are available nationwide. Pick a state or a popular city.

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