Hank · LocalHank · A real person reviews every order
I'll write clear product or service descriptions that help people choose you
Short, clear descriptions for menus, shops, booking pages, and listings. Fixed price, delivered online, and checked by a real person before it reaches you.
- ⚡ Fast, fixed-price jobs
- 👀 A real person reviews every order
- 💲 No surprise invoices
- 🤝 No long contracts


About this service
Short, clear descriptions for menus, shops, booking pages, and listings. Fixed-price packages, reviewed by a real person. You pick a package, send the items on the intake list, and get the finished work back on the timeline we listed.
Compare packages
| Basic | Standard | Premium | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $249 | $495 | $895 |
| Delivery | 24 hours* | 2 days | 3 days |
| Revisions | 2 revisions | 2 revisions | 2 revisions |
| 12 short descriptions | Yes | — | — |
| 2 revisions | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| 30 descriptions | — | Yes | — |
| Titles included | — | Yes | — |
| 60 descriptions | — | — | Yes |
| Short + long versions | — | — | Yes |
After you order: what to send Hank
- A spreadsheet or list of items/services with any details you have
- Prices, sizes, ingredients, or specs that must be accurate
- Where they'll appear (Square, Shopify, Etsy, booking app, menu)
- Tone: playful, straightforward, upscale...
You'll get an intake email with an upload link right after checkout. The clock starts when your files arrive.
Sample work
Portfolio samples for product/service descriptions are being added. Want to see examples before you order? Ask Hank and we'll send some.
FAQ
Will you make up details?
No. We only use the facts you send and flag anything that's unclear.
What format do I get?
A spreadsheet you can import or copy from, matching your item list.
Can you do Spanish versions?
Ask before ordering; we'll tell you honestly if we can do it well for your audience.
Product/service descriptions by location
The same packages are available nationwide. Pick a state or a popular city.
Popular cities
- New York City
- Los Angeles
- Chicago
- Houston
- Phoenix
- Philadelphia
- San Antonio
- San Diego
- Dallas
- Austin
- Jacksonville
- Seattle
Every state
- Alabama
- Alaska
- Arizona
- Arkansas
- California
- Colorado
- Connecticut
- Delaware
- Florida
- Georgia
- Hawaii
- Idaho
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Kentucky
- Louisiana
- Maine
- Maryland
- Massachusetts
- Michigan
- Minnesota
- Mississippi
- Missouri
- Montana
- Nebraska
- Nevada
- New Hampshire
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- North Dakota
- Ohio
- Oklahoma
- Oregon
- Pennsylvania
- Rhode Island
- South Carolina
- South Dakota
- Tennessee
- Texas
- Utah
- Vermont
- Virginia
- Washington
- West Virginia
- Wisconsin
- Wyoming
- Washington, D.C.
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